Thom Phillips is Chief Medical Officer at Forth, and a former NHS GP He has a clinical interest in performance and preventive medicine. He is on LinkedIn.
There is an old joke that often raises a wry smile from patients and colleagues: you’re only an alcoholic if you drink more than your doctor.
What once stood as a nod to alcohol-fuelled medical school nights out — and possibly poorly developed coping skills — should now land as a confession of professional failure.
What once stood as a nod to alcohol-fuelled medical school nights out — and possibly poorly developed coping skills — should now land as a confession of professional failure.
For millennia, alcohol occupied a rational place in human life. Fermented beverages emerged at least as far back as 7000 BCE, not primarily for pleasure but out of necessity. Contaminated water killed. Weak ale and diluted wine did not. Alcohol’s antimicrobial properties were a genuine public health technology. In medieval Europe, beer was safer than river water. On long ocean voyages, spirits preserved both liquid and sailor. The Sumerians, the Egyptians, and the Romans all brewed because clean water was a luxury they could not reliably secure. Alcohol was, in its origins, a workaround for failed sanitation.
We no longer have that excuse. Clean drinking water is available to virtually everyone in the UK at the turn of a tap. The utilitarian justification for fermented beverages dissolved the moment we built functioning sewers and water treatment works. What remains is habit, culture, industry, and, critically, a medical profession that has for too long offered a tolerant shrug. That shrug now contradicts the evidence we hold in our hands.
The 2018 Global Burden of Disease analysis, covering 195 countries, was unambiguous: the level of alcohol consumption that minimises overall health risk is zero.1 The apparent cardioprotective signal from moderate drinking, which gave a generation of GPs cover for their reassurances, was largely an artefact of methodological bias, with ‘sick quitters’ and lifetime abstainers lumped together as the reference group.2 A 2024 systematic review and meta-analysis of 107 cohort studies involving >4.8 million participants found no significant reduction in all-cause mortality for those drinking <25 g ethanol per day once these biases were corrected.3
Cancer risk is where the science is most damning. Alcohol is a Group 1 carcinogen. It causes at least seven cancer types and, crucially, the majority of alcohol-attributable breast cancers in the World Health Organization European Region arise from light to moderate consumption; <1.5 l of wine per week.4 There is no threshold of safety. A 2023 comprehensive meta-analysis confirmed elevated risks of oesophageal, colorectal, laryngeal, and breast cancers even from light drinking.5 The brain is equally unspared: a 2017 landmark longitudinal study found that even moderate drinkers (within then-current guidelines) showed hippocampal atrophy and accelerated cognitive decline compared with abstainers.6
None of this is secret. The UK’s Chief Medical Officers acknowledged as much when they revised the guidelines in 2016, making explicit that the risk of cancer begins at any level of consumption.7 And yet the clinical encounter remains strangely relaxed. We ask about units, nod if the answer is below 14, and move on. We have normalised a group 1 carcinogen.
The cultural moment is shifting, and younger patients are leading it. In 2022, 26% of those aged 16–24 years in England reported not drinking at all in the previous 12 months, up from 19% in 2011.8 Gen-Z has largely concluded that alcohol is not worth it. They are not being puritanical. They are being rational, and they are arriving at that rationality without waiting for their doctors to catch up.
We ask about units, nod if the answer is below 14, and move on. We have normalised a group 1 carcinogen.
What would it mean to actually catch up? Not prohibition. Not moralising. It means GPs ceasing to implicitly condone alcohol by treating any consumption as medically acceptable. It means saying clearly: there is no safe amount, just as we say this about smoking. The historical reasons for drinking are gone. The medical reasons for restraint are overwhelming.
The joke about drinking more than your doctor was always a little too close to the truth. It is time we stopped being the punchline.
Deputy editor’s note: see also https://bjgplife.com/dont-pass-me-the-drink/
References
- Griswold MG, Fullman N, Hawley C, et al. Alcohol use and burden for 195 countries and territories, 1990–2016: a systematic analysis for the Global Burden of Disease Study 2016. Lancet 2018; 392(10152): 1015–1035.
- Zhao J, Stockwell T, Naimi T, et al. Association between daily alcohol intake and risk of all-cause mortality: a systematic review and meta-analyses. JAMA Netwrk Open 2023; 6(3): e236185.
- Stockwell T, Zhao J, Clay J, et al. Why do only some cohort studies find health benefits from low-volume alcohol use? A systematic review and meta-analysis of study characteristics that may bias mortality risk estimates. J Stud Alcohol Drugs 2024; 85(4): 441–452.
- NHS Digital. Adult drinking. In: Health Survey for England, 2022 Part 1. 2024. https://digital.nhs.uk/data-and-information/publications/statistical/health-survey-for-england/2022-part-1/adult-drinking (accessed 30 Oct 2026).
- Jun S, Park H, Kim U-J, et al. Cancer risk based on alcohol consumption levels: a comprehensive systematic review and metaanalysis. Epidemiol Health 2023; 45: e2023092.
- Topiwala A, Allan CL, Valkanova V, et al. Moderate alcohol consumption as risk factor for adverse brain outcomes and cognitive decline: longitudinal cohort study. BMJ 2017; 357: j2353.
- Case P, Fat LN, Shelton N. Exploring the characteristics of newly defined at-risk drinkers following the change to the UK low risk drinking guidelines: a retrospective analysis using Health Survey for England data. BMC Public Health 2019; 19(1): 902.
- World Health Organization European Region. No level of alcohol consumption is safe for our health. 2023. https://www.who.int/europe/news/item/04-01-2023-no-level-of-alcohol-consumption-is-safe-for-our-health (accessed 29 Oct 2026).
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