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Imaginary Medical Solutions

"So there I was, wondering what to do, when I noticed the shop next door. It had a flaking hand-painted sign announcing it as Imaginary Medical Solutions, and a window display that invited deep cleaning rather than curiosity."

23 December 2024
8 mins read
Opinion/Random

Seven cautionary tales we tell our children: a brief literature review

These cautionary tales are steeped in cultural lore and parental wisdom. However, they may not always be based in truth. We have lightly explored the evidence, underscoring that while such traditions hold value, a dose of scepticism often helps separate fact from

19 December 2024
13 mins read
Random/Stories

Making it look easy

...none of this stuff is difficult if you keep in shape and know what you’re doing ... Bosco felt like she had been running her whole life, one way or another, and you might just as well have asked her to stop

22 November 2024
8 mins read
Book review/Random

Beast in the Shadows: a masterpiece of Japanese suspense

John Launer had had never heard of Edogawa Rampo until he bought “Beast in the Shadows” on impulse in an airport bookshop.

12 October 2024
5 mins read
BJGP Long Read/Opinion/Random

Clinical seasoning – a recipe for success

Even as a GP trainee in the mid-90s, I genuinely don’t recall learning about the concept or practice of clinical reasoning. It’s not as if we weren’t guided on data synthesis or critical thinking, or the importance of these aspects of the

19 January 2024
8 mins read
Editorial comment/Random

A Christmas cracker from BJGP Life: Party games

Seasons Greetings! Party games and other Christmas crackers from BJGP Life

25 December 2023
8 mins read
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Random/Stories

Introducing Jacob: The quantum AI GP chatbot

In a parallel reality, and in a distant multiverse and metaverse, BJGP Life has, in a Christmas charity raffle won a chance to interview Schrodinger’s Prime Minister (PM) a self confessed Artificial Intelligence (AI) nerd himself, the Right Hon Richard Turpin.

24 December 2023
9 mins read
Opinion/Random

Hyper-burgers, hyper-medicine, and making sense of it all

Hyperreality describes this tendency for symbols to come adrift from what they represent, and for the distinction between the two to be lost, so that it becomes unclear which is real, and what we should expect from our dinner. We can see

6 December 2023
7 mins read
1
Opinion/Random

Patiently waiting

When we talk of doctor and patient, we instinctively see both as very separate groups, but stripped back of language and assumed meaning, there ultimately sit two human beings in the same space. The person sitting in the chair telling their story

9 November 2023
7 mins read
Opinion/Random

A new ‘Glossary’ for the modern NHS (with tongue firmly in cheek)

The ever changing face of health services has been reflected in incessant change in language. Here is a (tongue in cheek) glossary for those who have not kept up (Caution: contains satire).

17 September 2023
8 mins read
Opinion/Random

The white screen of death is back again?

Nigel Masters has a déjà vu experience as he looked onto the ‘White screen’ of a newly registered patient and finds empty allergy fields, problem lists, consultations and immunisation screens.

14 August 2023
3 mins read
Arts/Random

Housing letters – the dilemma (a poem)

How many of us allow ourselves the possibility that from our vantage point as general practitioners, we may have had our focus so sharpened by years of walking alongside our patients that we might see the benefit of a letter where bland

14 June 2023
3 mins read
Opinion/Random

…but words will never hurt me… Short reflections on negative descriptors in the International Classification of Diseases 2010 (ICD10)

Mark Tan offers short reflections on negative descriptors in the International Classification of Diseases 2010 (ICD10)

7 May 2023
4 mins read
AiT/Random/Stories

Health warning to a young clinician

My heart goes out to all of us, who have been 'set up to fail'. Take heart and glove up - the work must go on... A poem by Rebecca Quinn

21 April 2023
2 mins read
Random/Stories

A week in the day of Dr Somebody’s Diary

Dr Somebody* is a fictional late middle aged, mild to moderately burnout GP Partner in North London; he is suspicious about the current managerial changes in the NHS; his motto however is "contented with little, yet wishing for more", and at heart

12 March 2023
18 mins read
Random/Stories

Not just a theory?

Newshound: Thanks for agreeing to see me, doctor…
Subject: John, it's just John these days. I appreciate your making the trip. Did anyone try to stop you?
(Dystopian satire from Ben Hoban)

19 February 2023
6 mins read
Arts/Random

Just one more thing (A short poem By Dr. P. Doff.)

here’s no appointments, and I’ve waited weeks, To show you my piles, and rash on my cheeks, I’ve also had chest pains, for the last year, And there’s just one more thing, now that I’m here!

29 January 2023
2 mins read
1
Opinion/Random

Why barbers have ‘an edge’ on GPs

"When a patient who happens to be a barber comes to see me for a consultation, that is precisely what – and only what – he gets.  When I go to see my barber for a haircut, however, not only do I

23 January 2023
10 mins read
2
Random/Stories

Futurism : GP 2031/The stocktake antimatter (Part 3)

A few minutes when they were outside, they started hearing the sounds of police cars and sirens and a loud deep droning noise, like a distant thunder, with the police obviously making their way to the ICAC... But it was too late

13 November 2022
24 mins read
Random/Stories

Futurism : GP 2031/The stocktake antimatter (part 2)

Gareth came round with the checklist and electronic timesheet and held the face scanner in front of each of their faces in turn to register their arrival... speculative fiction by Georgia Avon (Part 2)

6 November 2022
33 mins read
Random/Stories

Futurism : GP 2031/The stocktake antimatter (Part 1)

...the term GP, she remembered that had previously existed, had been changed to IHP – Integrated Health Practitioner - in 2026 by the RCPHP... speculative fiction by Georgia Avon (Part 1)

30 October 2022
27 mins read
Random/Stories

Pulp fiction, resilience, or something else?

So anyway, I left by the COVID door under cover of a virtual PCN meeting, figuring that by the time anyone noticed the urine samples building up at reception I’d be long gone. I’d heard of a guy with the kind of

22 October 2022
6 mins read
1
Arts/Random

Perhaps I did: a poem

'I hoped it would be all right...' is a temptation to be resisted, leading to the final bind the researcher find him/herself in as it dawns that all is not all right.

20 September 2022
1 min read
Opinion/Random

Choose your own adventure: The GP workforce crisis

Mark Steggles frames the GP workforce crisis as a 'Choose your own adventure'

14 September 2022
3 mins read
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Opinion/Random

The clinical courtroom – a reflection

Bhupinder Goraya reflects on the clinical consultation from a GP perspective. A courtroom with competing sovereign views?

4 September 2022
18 mins read
Opinion/Random

Life-work balance – a brief reflection on why the order matters

Bakula Patel asks is cracking work-life balance is as simple as considering life-work balance? Comments welcome!

22 July 2022
2 mins read
1
BJGP Long Read/Opinion/Random

The problem with order

Bhupinder Goraya muses on the concepts of order and randomness in relation to health and primary healthcare. We’ve worked 'bloody hard' to make a random mechanical universe work, in doing so we have ordered our leisure.

30 June 2022
17 mins read
Arts/Random

Ode to my GP colleagues

Hannah Weston-Simons shares an ode to her GP colleagues

31 May 2022
2 mins read
Random/Stories

Wigan Pier, Saint George and streptomycin

John Brooks discusses the experiences, the writings, the politics and the health of George Orwell

15 May 2022
7 mins read
Random

Podcast interview with BJGP Editor, Professor Roger Jones

Rajiv Chandegra is a GP, passionate about holding impactful conversations. He interviews Professor Roger Jones, Editor-in-Chief of the BJGP. Roger has been in the role for almost a decade and the BJGP has risen to be the world’s leading primary care journal.

4 February 2020
1 min read
Opinion/Random

Why Slazenger’s cat explains global warming

I admit that Slazenger’s cat is a red herring, but my wife was in a rail carriage a while ago, close to a small group of friends in earnest discussion. One was trying to refer to the paradox of Schrödinger’s cat, but

19 September 2016
7 mins read
2
Arts/International/Random

Desperately seeking Plato

We were in Athens with a couple of hours to kill. Acropolised out, too early for Ouzo. We had seen Socrates’ jail cell (almost certainly apocryphal).  We had seen the remains of Aristotle’s Lyceum, lovingly excavated. We had felt the weight of

17 May 2016
5 mins read
1
Clinical/Opinion/Random

The onesie: a red flag sign for GPs

Adam Staten is a GP trainee in Surrey and is on Twitter @adamstaten. Cold reading is the art of obtaining information about a person by making a rapid assessment of their body language, manner, age, dress and behaviour. It is commonly used

27 February 2015
4 mins read
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